A Ginger's Guide To The Common Cold

Hello gingers! Right here I will explain to you how to utilize your sickness to the best of your ability.

First you need the right supplies. To be sick you will need: tissues, nyquil, cough drops (like 3 bags), orange juice (like 3 bottles), french toaster waffles, and other preferred medications. These are very important.

A netflix account or a YouTube series is recommended as well.

Step 1) Make sure you lay in bed as much as possible. Except for occasional breaks for waffles and or cough drops, and or orange juice. Make sure you stock up for in-room hibernation when you do need to leave your bed though. Also, wear your comfiest clothes possible. Gym shorts, sports bras, and t-shirts are all recommended.

Step 2) Pick a TV show, or a YouTube series that you have heard about and always wanted to watch but never have, and crank out 1-2 seasons each day you're sick. If it's a YouTube series shoot for 20 episodes a day.

Step 3) Make sure to lose all social interaction with other human beings. That will just ruin the nice sickness you have

Step 4) Blog your pain on the internet

Step 5) Sing as much as possible, your throat will thank you later when you can't sing after not singing for a couple weeks.

Step 6) Enjoy your disease

Keep On Enjoying Sickness,
Rachael The Ginger